First off, I would like to start out by saying, a year ago I would have rather watched Nascar with sand spurs and Cholula hot sauce in my urethra, all while getting a colonoscopy from Rip Taylor, than start my own blog. I used to fuckin' despise bloggers! Who the hell gives a fuck what you are doing twenty-two hours out of the day? Here is a link to a little ditty I wrote about bloggers a few years ago. http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=75071042. Nuff said.
So, I have joined the dark side, my friends. I have decided to do this because I have read this is a good writing exercise. I am a writer and filmmaker. I can go months without writing anything, sometimes years. So, this will be an experiment for me and hopefully some type of entertainment for you all. I promise not to write about stupid everyday things that I know I wouldn't want to read about. I will be candid about everything. If there is nothing to write about, I'm not going to add filler just to stroke my already super sized ego. I'm very excited about this. Fair warning, I'm not the best at punctuations, so like Faulkner used to do to for his editors... Place these where you see fit. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Arivederci, Hansboro
The Tarheels won the NCAA championship. Woohoo! Fuck that! Being a Duke fan in this baby blue, tarheel state is HELL!!!! I was talking to my friend Matt last night and he hit the nail on the head. If Duke had won this year we wouldn't have gloated this fuckin' much to Tarheel fans. Of course the first couple days you should talk smack to your friends and give them shit. But, seriously, enough is a enough. If we were the National Champions. You guys wouldn't be mentioned in the same fuckin' sentence. While it is quiet annoying, it's also kinda flattering. So, I ask this question to the Tarheel nation... Why mention Duke at all after you celebrate your championship? You're bigger than Duke right now. Break away from the ACC and your fucking hatred for the Blue Devils and be something bigger. You can't live and enjoy your games without Duke. You wouldn't be able to survive without us. There is no UNC without Duke. Deep down in your subconscious every time you see that UNC logo Duke pops in your minds. You don't loathe Duke, you love Duke. You're sick of all that putrid baby blue. You're sick of Roy Williams' fake humble southern boy dialect. You're sick of having players like the mouth breathing idiot savant that is Tyler Hansboro. You're sick of crackheads coming up to you on the street begging for dollars donning your school's colors. And we all know Danny Green missed his calling. If he was a little younger he would of been a hell of a back-up dancer to Bell Biv DeVoe. Join us. Taste that forbidden fruit, Tarheels. It tastes like class, heritage, tradition, excellence. Join us. And if you don't... we don't care. We wouldn't have your baby blue asses anyway. GO DUKE!!!
Last but not least, BIG UPs to Greg Paulus on pursuing his football career. Can Paulus be the next BO?
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